March 2012
Bakit kapag may FIRE DRILL kailangan nakapila ng...
kimpoyfeliciano:
Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
When I break something that isn't mine.
relatableblog:
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Balang araw, makakakilala at makakatagpo rin ako...
I'm not going to lie, I wish I could have done...
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a...
I can't stand the thought of you with anyone else.
We're girls.
misskaelovesyou:
We’re girls.
We get jealous,
We will hate that mother fucker who spams your facebook,
We tend to assume things, our imaginations go wild.
Every second you take to reply, thousands of things goes through our heads; ‘who you talking to? Is it that mother fucker bitch?’
We start assuming, and this is when we get insecure.
But then… we’ll try comfort ourselves, we’ll think...
I wish I could just put my hand in the screen and...
lolsofunny:
Or whoever….
LOL here!!
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
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When you see your crush in public
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My paranoia problems
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
“Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear.”
– President Snow, The Hunger Games (via prinsipemo)
Hindi naman ako tamad, e. Sadyang MASIPAG lang...
Sa estado ko ngayon, pag-ihi na lang ang...
tumblrrmokong:
Katniss is really clueless when it comes to boys.
Gale: Wanna run away and live with me in the woods forever? We could do it....
Katniss: Oh Gale, that could never work. thanks for asking, you're a great friend
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Peeta: *announces to panem that he has a crush on her*
Katniss: I'm going to shove him into a plant.
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Peeta: *all romantic and loving in the cave*
Katniss: Wow, peeta is really good at keeping up this star crossed lovers act.
